President Obama:
We the people petition for a classless, stateless social order guided by the principles of Karl Marx and Vladimir Lenin. We seek common ownership of the means of production and the destruction of capital. The reign of the bourgeoisie must end. The revolution is coming. But it would much easier on everyone involved if you simply signed an Executive Order or what have you. There is but one direction for our society to follow, Mr. President, and its final destination is Full Communism.



