Bring Back Burger King Chicken Fries

I remember an america that was true; an america that allowed for happiness and prosperity. I believe it was the Declaration of Independence that said Americans were allowed certain self-evident truths such as "life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness." But in our modern America, I don't know how we can believe those truths without the Chicken Fry. America is about personal freedoms; we can believe in what we like and love whomever we choose, but we can not have chicken in french fry form. For the Construction worker providing for his family who doesn't have time for a sit down lunch, for the mother and daughter bonding over a snack, we must bring back the chicken fry. If this doesnt happen then we must implore Burger King to change their solgan, because we are not having it our way.