Good President of the United States, we stand before you today in hopes of persuading you to issue an Executive Order to coerce Carlos Ray Norris (aka Chuck Norris) to grow his beard back to full length within a respectable amount of time.
Your order will have the full force of law, since issuances are typically made in pursuance of certain Acts of Congress.
Economic Impact
It's believed by us that Mr. Norris' lack of beard shall be a detriment to the U.S. economy and may force it back in a recession far greater than the housing bubble of 2009. Mr. Norris' movies could net a lower box office sales amount, leaving him and the economy destitute with little means.
We must act now to curtail this potential impediment of future economic growth.