Today in Slack, Jeff Clark, Product Manager at Hudl, had a breakdown when he realized that Coffee Kit Kat bars are no longer available for sale. Anywhere.
If we want to wipe out the national debt, defeat ISIS, and accomplish everything else needed to Make America Great Again, the first thing we need to do is bring back these delicious desserts.
Think about the job creation and agriculture benefits. Someone has to grow that grain, and process that cacao and coffee. Someone has to ship those bars.
Also, never forget the impact this would have on the children of America. Children born right now will never get to experience "The special color wrapper. The unique smell of wafer and coffee-impregnated chocolate."
Do the right thing, Mr. President. Do the right thing, America.