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Bring back the lime Skittles!

Created by C.W. on December 03, 2013

Green apple Skittles are an abomination to family values and the american dream. They must be dispatched and the lime skittles returned! How else could children mix lemon and lime Skittles if there is no lime!? The lime Skittle must be returned to its rightful place as the king of green flavored candies! The lime skittle has been a staple of the american dream and diet ever since its original creation in the magical year of 1974. Think of the children! How will they manage without the lime Skittle? Bring back the lime Skittle for life, liberty and the pursuit of amazing tasting candies! God bless America and God bless the lime Skittle!

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