Bring back Planters Cheez Balls!

The President should bring back Planters Cheez Balls. Planters was founded by Mr. Peanut in 1906. Planters did okay peddling peanuts and other snacks to the masses for several decades, but never really found its signature product. That all changed in the 1980s. America was embroiled in the Cold War and it appeared to all the world that Soviet Russia was going to win. Planters assembled a team of international food scientists in hopes of turning the tide. After months of failed experiments, the scientists finally had a breakthrough and Planters Cheez Balls were born. The rest, as they say, is history. Mr. Gorbachev tore down a wall, the rebel alliance triumphed over the galactic empire, and the U.S.A. was #1 again. Planters discontinued Cheez Balls in 2006. It's. Time. For. A. Comeback.