In early 2011, one of the greatest occurrences in American history happened in Bel Air, Maryland: Robert Swam's ears were pierced.
In Fall 2012, Robert removed his earrings. Akin to some of the worst scandals in American history, the hopes and dreams of millions of Americans were shattered.
This petition is but a simple request of the Obama administration: speak to Rob, and bring about the return of the earrings!