Fat Betty was the best part of Mad Men. For a season and a half Betty was chubby lady who stole her daughter's ice cream. Everyone thought she had a problem with her thyroid. Turns out she just loved stuffing her face with ice cream. We demand that the White House make Matthew Weiner bring back the character of Fat Betty for the final season. We also demand that White House make Fat Betty be framed for the murder of the Sally Draper's friend who ran away and sold her violin to hippies.



