Whereas, the Kentucky Fried Chicken Double Down Dog sandwich, best described as a hot dog wrapped in a chicken breast, has been made available in the Philippines, but is not available in the United States of America
We, the People of the United States of America, do so petition that our dietary choices at least meet those of the good people of the Philippines.
While we understand that our government has no direct control over which products the good people at KFC offer within our national borders, we figure the request for this epic sandwich probably has a bit more weight if it comes from you than us.
News link to legendary sandwich that every American deserves: http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2015/01/26/double-dog-down-kfc-fried...