Grant asylum to and begin the naturalization process for any and all employees of Mehdi's Kebab Van who are willing to emigrate from Oxford, UK, to Tallahassee, FL.
The noble and proud Mehdian people are currently being oppressed by a tyrannical local Council which has closed down their van and engaged in innumerable fascist acts against Mehdi's due to a powerful and shadowy anti-deliciousness element that has seized power.
Garlic sauce wants to be free.