Other nations have very attractive people holding public offices. For example, Crimeas Attorney General is a very beautiful woman. We have nothing of the same, which makes us look weak and insignificant to other nations. In the interest of national security, we the people petition the White House to bring more attractive people into government (local, state, and federal) positions.
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