This is historical material “frozen in time”. The website is no longer updated and links to external websites and some internal pages may not work.

bring Orioles owner on a fact-finding mission to Greenland and send him away on an ice floe.

Created by D.S. on January 23, 2014

Peter Angelos, by virtue of his maddening stewardship of the Baltimore Orioles Professional Baseball Club™ is causing distortions in the market for medications for clinical depression and treatment of hypertension. By sending him into the Arctic Ocean, armed only with his wits, a Swiss Army Knife, and the blessings of fate, we can continue to ensure that we keep the medical inflation rate at manageable levels.

If this is not a cost-effective solution for middle-class families struggling to make ends meet, at least consider having Peter Angelos eaten by a large supply of carnivorous spiders.

Innovation: Arts & Technology
Economy & Jobs
Return to top