Peter Angelos, by virtue of his maddening stewardship of the Baltimore Orioles Professional Baseball Club™ is causing distortions in the market for medications for clinical depression and treatment of hypertension. By sending him into the Arctic Ocean, armed only with his wits, a Swiss Army Knife, and the blessings of fate, we can continue to ensure that we keep the medical inflation rate at manageable levels.
If this is not a cost-effective solution for middle-class families struggling to make ends meet, at least consider having Peter Angelos eaten by a large supply of carnivorous spiders.