Urge, commonly known in the states as Surge, was an amazing beverage introduced to the masses in 1997, and discontinued in 2003. It remains in production in Norway, and is all but impossible to quench our thirst with without significant funds to import from people who have easy access to it beyond United States borders.
We, the thirsty people of these United States of America, petition you, President Obama, to convince the Coca-Cola company to put back into production the heavenly elixir that we once knew as Surge, so that we may, once again, delight ourselves with its god-like excellence.