The band Weapons of mass persuasion will play a send off song from the White house lawn on any given day that a Death Star may launch from earth. If Death Star is assembled in outer space,then the band will perform on the day that said facility is to be put into service. Band will also be given permission to play on death star as soon as the facility is occupied by people.The Weapons of mass persuasion will also be the first to fire the Death Star. We will be allowed to pick 100 insignificant planet's and blow them into smithereens. The reason this petition should pass is to boost morale of the whole Country! Allowing the populous of the United States to realize that the American dream is still alive and well,that any common American band can reach super stardom by blowing up planet's!
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