We the undersigned citizens of the United States of American do hereby petition the President of the United States to exile and banish from these United States, one Grover Norquist after having him deemed an enemy of the people. While we recognize and support the Constitutional Rights of every citizen, we believe that Grover Norquist is a tax terrorist and has waged a war against America’s elected representatives. The effect of Norquist’s terrorism has resulted in the inability of the Congress to enact laws in a meaningful way that benefit the country.
His application and use of “minionomics” have resulted in creating fear among members of Congress and encourages stupidity among American voters. We believe his actions are detrimental to the country and constitutes a form of terrorism