Whereas, there is no current active Death Star at the
moment, and
Whereas, the previous models had not contained a
McDonald's, and
Whereas, everyone loves either Stars Wars, McDonald's, or
space,
Be It Resolved, that the Obama administration
immediately begin work on a new Death Star with a
McDonald's in it. The funding for this project will be
allocated from the funding given to people without
eyebrows. Yes.