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Build the Death Star II.

Created by T.T. on January 18, 2013

President Obama has already said no to the building the Death Star, and with good reason. The Death Star II is much more powerful and blast resistant that the previous Death Star. We have removed the vents that were the bane of the previous DS, and this new model is perfect for destroying those pesky rebels. If any aliens should attempt to enter our atmosphere, they would be gone in seconds. It also would be quite cool to see Obama dressed as the Emperor, and Michelle dressed as Darth Vader.

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