Flappy Bird overtook the throne of bird games on phones in late 2013. In early 2014, Flappy Bird continues it's run as an in-style phenomenon of popular culture. It's only logical that Obama puts into motion a plan to build a really sick Flappy Bird theme park, and make it the new capital of the United States. And also, let's just replace the Bald Eagle with the Flappy Bird while we're at it.



