Ladies and Gentlemen of the United States of America; As a loyal member of a collective population with interests in the future of a greater good, I humbly submit proposal to delegate a modest portion of the wealth of this great nation, to initiate construction of a pyramid (or ziggurat-type structure) with which to engage in blood sacrifice of the entire line of Kardashians. This is for the future of our children as well as the hope of civilized culture for the entire world.
As you may know, climate change has affected our planet drastically, regardless of political motivations, whether you believe this to be a natural occurrence or the result of our own actions, I maintain that every effort be made to save this beautiful dying planet. It may be the very thing that saves our kids.