Build a gigantic spacecraft and outfit it with the latest technology that will allow it to be self-sustaining. Crops should be tobacco, corn, wheat and guns. FOX "News" should be playing on flat screen monitors throughout the ship day and night to pacify the passengers. Audio channels should be set up disseminating Rush, Glenn Beck and conservative radio. Building this ship will take several years and create thousands of jobs. Then, when it's complete, find everyone who signed one of those seccession petitions, load them oboard and launch the ship toward Alpha Centauri. Let Jesus take care of it from there.



