Build a Tim Howard asteroid deflection system

Due to the shape and general unpredictability of the nature of non-American 'football', certain team members are relegated to defending areas of strategic interest. According to career stats tabulated by FIFA, Tim Howard has an 82.4% success rate at targeted attempts at these areas of strategic interest. As has been proven in recent small scale engagements, Mr. Howard has demonstrated that it may be possible to effectively deflect asteroids on a collision course with earth, which contains roughly all United States citizens, by scaling up a fully articulated model of himself and positioning it at an effective point in space. Doing this will not only ensure the continued protection of Americans from asteroid threats but also generate numerous jobs required to design and assemble this system.