Buy every man, woman, and child in the United States a waffle iron

Instead of building wall on the Mexican-American border, the US government should buy every man, woman, and child in the United States of America a waffle iron. The cost of this waffle iron plan will cost $1 billion less than the most conservative reputable estimate of the proposed border wall and will do as much to keep immigrants and drugs out of American without simultaneously harming US-Mexico relations. Lastly, this waffle iron distribution program will stimulate the American economy, help everyday Americans make the most important meal of the day, and most importantly, unite all Americans with a warn sense of satisfaction from waffles.