Call for the establishment of a Redneck Service.

As we all know, there is a large existential threat to the United States by terrorists. We currently lack the manpower deployed in combat to conduct an effective counter-insurgency, and we must utilize the vast reserves of Rednecks at America's disposal to eliminate the terrorist threat.
We call for Obama to create America's first USRSO, the United States' Redneck Special Operation to be deployed into combat and use their gun-toting craziness to maximum advantage-thus depleting the reserves of crazy right-wingers we have at home and at the same time eliminating terrorists who remain a huge threat to national security.