According to his new "friend for life" Dennis Rodman, Kim Jong Un has recently revealed to him that, "He wants Obama to do one thing: Call him. He said, 'If you can, Dennis - I don't want to do war. I DON'T want to do war.' " While attending a basketball game in North Korea, Dennis claims to have become good friends with the 28 year old ruler. The new leader is far younger and far more open-minded than his predecessor, and recognizes what the rest of the world has to offer. Technology, the internet, trade, food for his people, etc. If North Korea did not feel so threatened by the western world, it would begin to open up to it, stop investing so much into defense while its citizens starve, and stop its nuclear weapons program (which will never amount to much anyway). Call Kim Jong Un now!



