So . . . I have this jar of pickles. I'm having a hard time opening it. I've tried all the normal stuff. I ran it under hot water. I banged it on the kitchen floor. I've even tried that thing my wife does where she uses a rubber wash glove to open the jar, but it's still stuck. I don't want to seem like I want the President himself to do it, but if he could send over the CIA or some lesser organization to open my jar that would be a huge help and secure my vote for the Democratic party for many years to come.
Thanks.
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