Cane Congress pay-per-view.

It is a check and balance on cronyism. Cane Congress pay-per-view. Across the buttocks, just like Indonesia does to its and foreign juvenile delinquents. We can have America vote for who they would like to see caned. The congressman can have a super-vote worth their share of the electorate, but they can only vote for a fellow congressman of their party and chamber. We tally all the votes of congressman voicing the name of the congressman they want to see caned in open session, so we have twice as many congressman from each party/independents per month, letting the American people decide which chamber gets caned, until we get them working right or the debt is paid off. No arthritis or pacemaker exceptions. If you are in Congress, you are eligible.