The Case for Nuclear Disarmament

The presence of nuclear weapons in this era of globalization have no benefits for the progress of humanity.The U.S., as the leader of the free world, must be the first to commit to nuclear disarmament. But at the heart of every human is a love for humanity and a pyromaniac who equally loves explosions. Nuclear weapons may be terrifying, but they are by far the greatest explosions ever. How do we reconcile the want for disarmament and explosions? Easy. Launch all the nukes at Jupiter. Why? Because it's kickass. Put some HD cameras in orbit, make NASA launch those suckers at Jupiter, put the live-feed on TV, and BOOM! explosions and nuclear disarmament for the masses. Who doesn't want a good explosion? No one that's who. I mean, if we made 'em, might as well use 'em. Plus science. Get some.