Stone Cold Steve Austin is the third greatest American to walk this earth, and if you don't know of him, then you must've been living under a rock at the bottom of the sea. In case you have taters growing in your ears, his war cry is the infamous "Austin 3:16".
I say it's high time you give this American legend the honor he deserves by changing the Austin, Texas area code so that all Austin phone numbers will be (316)-XXX-XXXX.