In the name of our lord and saviour harambe, the church of the flying monkey monster requests this: that the zip code of our holiest city of Cincinnati be changed to 42726. We shall replace this area code with our current code which is 45201. This current code will be given to the people that reside within Clarkson, KY. In the name of the holy silverback will you sign this petition that every time we write a letter we shall be reminded of his hairiness. Dicks out and Amen (forgive us for our language for it is the ending of our official church prayers and is a great sign of reverence).
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