The military alphabet is as archaic and useless as the rest of the military. I suggest we modernize by dismantling most of it, but before then we should emphasize that the military is a joke by getting rid of the old, self-serious military alphabet and replacing it with terms from the Internet, the only battlefield on which our American military can still win.
HASHTAG and SELFIE are the most important letters, but we might as well overhaul the entire thing. Here are some suggestions for other letters.
ASSHAT
FOURCHAN
GCHAT
REDDIT
TWITTER
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