Change this great nation's national anthem to "Duelling Banjos" (It has a much better tempo)

I say to you today, my friends, that in spite of the difficulties and frustrations of the moment, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.
I have a dream that my four children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the content of their character but by the banjos they play.
I have a dream today.
This will be the day when all of God's children will be able to sing with a new meaning, "B-deedom deedoom deedoom dom do, t-teetom teetom teetom tom too"
And if America is to be a great nation this must become true. So let banjos ring from our homes. Let banjos ring from the mighty stadiums of Super Bowl. Let banjos ring from the great arena of Staples.
I have a dream today. B-deedom deedoom deedoom dom do, t-teetom teetom teetom tom too!