Change the Method of Presidential Selection from Election by Electoral College to Rap Battle

The rap battle should be judged by Eminem, Dr. Dre, and Tupac (as channeled through Long Island Medium's Theresa Caputo). We do this in the name of protecting the sacred art so dear to the hearts of millions of Americans and doing away with the silly and outdated system developed hundreds of years ago by our Founding Fathers who could not possibly have foreseen the immense amount of skill that it takes to freestyle