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Change the military salute to a high five because of the military's history of awesomeness.

Created by C.S. on December 05, 2012

The U.S. military salute too closely resemebles the salute of foreign militaries. They suck compared to ours. We should start a new tradition of high fiving instead. If this turns out to be completely unacceptable, penis slapping would be the next option.

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