Just to show how stupid all these petitions to secede are, and how completely unimportant and invalid they are, and why it is stupid to flood facebook as well as news web sites with notifications about these petitions, we are forming our own petition just to demonstrate that this entire petition process means absolutely nothing as far as any official move by a state, and no number of signatures will force the administration to do something so stupid as to withdraw states from the Union.
So, this is what we want.
Change the name of the United States to "AwesomeLand".
Change the national bird to the Dodo Bird.
Change the anthem to "Call me, Maybe".
Convert the government to medieval fuedalism and choose our first official king by putting a piece of glass in a random burger king kids meal.