According to a recent expose done by the onion the United States is ranked 182nd in the world alphabetically. This is a travesty and needs to be corrected. I am therefore recommending that we change the name from United States of America to Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamerica The United States of. It is a minor order change and a few letters are tracked on. With this change we will rank number one and return to being the best in the world at the alphabet.
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