Change the name of our Capital (Washington DC) to PIMPVILLE DC.

Let’s rename Washington DC to reflect its people and its' main industry. Now I’m sure that Old George is rolling over in his grave every time one of our elected officials opens their mouth and I’m sure he doesn’t want his name even associated with them.
Now, originally our capital was in New York City and the reason it was moved to Washington DC was that George and our founding fathers figured that if they moved the capital to a swamp, no one in their right mind would want to stay there. They also wanted to call the place Swampville but they were wrong and scum came and stayed and stayed. So let's give it, it's proper name Pimpville DC and maybe they all leave.