Our country should be named America's United States.
ClickHole pointed out how embarrassing it is that "The U.S. Is Ranked 182nd In The World Alphabetically".
http://www.clickhole.com/article/embarrassing-us-ranked-182nd-world-alph...
https://twitter.com/ClickHole/status/678590746400714753
It's past time to correct that.
My proposal will rocket us all the way up to FOURTH* PLACE!
Fourth is a very patriotic place, too, as in the Fourth of July!
Let's quit being near the bottom, and be near the top like we deserve!
(*fifth if Abkhazia is recognized)