John Locke once said that a government is obligated to to serve its people by protecting life, liberty, and property. Obviously that old dummy had obviously never heard of a show called Breaking Bad.
For years the American people have been duped into believing that Breaking Bad is actually a bad show because of its name. I, for one, will no longer stand for this injustice. We the people call on President Obungler to change the name of the show to Breaking Good because it is actually a good show.
Not only should the name of the show be changed, but I also believe it's time to update Locke's natural rights to include "More like Breaking Good."



