Change the name from "twin mattress" to "single and lonely mattress."

Let me ask you a question. What size bed will you be sleeping in tonight? If you answered anything larger than a twin, congratulations, you might actually have room to sleep next to someone. I spent my longest relationship confined to a twin mattress. Now, follow me on this one. If someone uses the word twin to describe something, you think the number two, correct? Now if someone suggests you put two people on a twin mattress, you laugh right in their face, correct? Me too.