Change the name of the United States of America to just America

For too long have we AMERICANS been oppressed by the other 'American' countries like Do-Good-Canada and Illegal-Immigrant-Mexico! They have prevented us from being called America because "America is the name of the continent, and we are part of the continent". Too bad for them, we are the only true Americans, the whole world knows us as America, not the United States of America. On top of that, as stated by the too true article, "Embarrassing: The U.S. Is Ranked 182nd In The World Alphabetically", "it’s utterly stunning that the United States of America consistently ranks 182nd in the world alphabetically". If we change the name to America, we will be ranked between 1-20, which is a whole lot better than 182.