Change the name of the US Doritos flavor 'Cool Ranch' to 'Cool American'

In the US, Doritos markets a flavor of chip named 'Cool Ranch.' It seems that internationally ranch dressing doesn't have the kind of clout it does stateside, and so that same chip is instead marketed as 'Cool American' flavor. Now its well known abroad that Americans are cool, but I fear that this feeling may be eroded in our home country on account of the lack of a corn chip for us to rally behind. To address this concern, in a show of both nationalism and patriotism, I propose that President Obama command PepsiCo to make a universal change in the naming convention of its product line. Cool Americans should be able to enjoy 'Cool American' flavored Doritos.