We the People of the United States are asking the President to change by an executive order the name of the Washington Redskins to Washington Drones.
It's time to recognize drones. We have millions of drones on the ground who eat, breathe, sell and abuse drugs, scam federal assistance programs, and reproduce (quite effectively) at the expense of worker bees and future generations of workers. The ground drones are so good at what they do, there are more of them now than workers. It's time to recognize the ground drones and their diversity!
We also have drones in the skies. They monitor our movements and our actions and tell the government on how to control all of the workers who are sick and tired of the ground drones.
It's time to recognize the diversity of drones in our great society!