We the American People are asking the President to change by an executive order the name of Washington Redskins to Washington Drones.
It's time to recognize drones. We have millions of drones on the ground who eat, breathe, do and sell drugs, and reproduce (quite effectively) at the expense of worker bees and future generations of workers. The ground drones are so good at what they do, there are more of them now than workers. It's time to recognize the ground drones and their diversity!
We also have drones in the skies. They monitor our movements and our actions and tell the government on how to control all those workers who are sick and tired of ground drones.
It's time to recognize the diversity of drones in our great society!