After Coca Cola's Superbowl 2014 commercial, in which our National Anthem was sung in a variety of terrorist languages, the patriotic citizens of this great nation beseech our leaders in the Capitol to effectively enact the following measures to reflect true American values. The American People demand the following: Firstly, the National Anthem should be effectively changed to "America the Beautiful." Secondly, it must be mandated that "America the Beautiful" be performed only in American. Lastly, Coca Cola should be banned from our nation's soil for marketing the language of terrorists.



