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change the national anthem to dubstep and give me more handouts please. thank you! also please end world hunger.

Created by T.L. on August 24, 2013

The national anthem is hella lame and could use a revamp. Lots of people like dubstep for some reason so maybe it could be part of the national anthems. I personally dont like it but i want to be president some day so i am writing this on behalf of the people. I work for the people.

Also i thank you for giving me money to go to school and buy things related to my educationing, such as alcohol and motorcycles, but i need more. Any cash you can spare would be really appreciated! I wanna get a keg and kegerator next so i can have cold beer on tap 24/7. It will help my education a lot cuz it will make me happy and maybe have friends who will come over and drink my beers with me.

Ok thank you for your time mr. president.

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