The state of the nation has changed. We are now no longer the home of the free and the land of the brave, but the home of the I dunno and the can't be bothered. As such, we should change our national anthem to reflect these new times. Minor Threat's "I Don't Wanna Hear It" is a much more accurate representation of the state of our democracy and reflection of the electorate.
Plus, it would sound way better before hockey games.
Shut your $&*@ing mouth
I don't care what you say
You keep talking
Talking everyday
First you're telling stories
Then you're telling lies
When the $&*%
Are you gonna realize
THAT I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT
KNOW YOU'RE FULL OF $&!^