Let us be honest: no one actually knows the national anthem after the first couple of lines (and it was a copy of a British drinking song). It is about time that it is given a reboot; not like the Fantastic Four but more like X-Men: First Class.
That is why I am proposing that the song "Pussy Print", performed by AMERICAN-born rapper/singer/songwriter/demigod/trapgod Gucci Mane featuring future president Kanye West, should be our new national anthem.
Can you just imagine the next Olympics when Team USA pulls up with Pussy Print blaring through the speakers? Every other team would automatically be disqualified.
Please make this change happen.
P.S - I am appalled that the dictionary has failed to recognize the word "Pussy Print" yet.