Change the national anthem to "Real American" by Rick Derringer, aka Hulk Hogan's entrance music.

It has been over 200 years since Francis Scott Key wrote the "The Star-Spangled Banner". I believe it is time for a change. "Real American" is catchy. It is near impossible not to sing along. "Real American" is well-known. My three-year old daughter can sing it, let alone everybody who is a fan of pro wrestling. Most important, "Real American" is patriotic. If listening to the song doesn't get you fired up and proud to be an American, I don't know what will.
In closing, we believe that "Real American" is the perfect song to help restore this great nation of ours to previous glory.