The Star Spangled Banner is outdated.
As good American citizens we deserve a new national anthem that fits our national character. What better song than "Slide Into Your DMs" does just that.
In a country obsessed with social media, we need to let others know that if we get that follow back on twitter we will slide right in those DMs looking for a good time.
We need to show what America is all about, and there is nothing Americans love more than trying to pick up chicks in 140 characters or less.
Song link here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9AhwL3ngk4